Let's pick out some tits (potentially NSFW)

[Tucker Max]

This is the most excited I have been about a thread in forever. Here it is, a PM from a female board member:

I just got a bonus, and instead of buying a new car or taking the cliche trip around Europe, I have decided to make the world a better place--I have decided to get fake breasts.

Only problem is that I don't know much about size and what looks good and what is cartoonish too big. From reading your work, you seem to be a connoisseur of fake breasts and was hoping to maybe get some input from you.

As background, I am 5'9 and weigh 144 lbs. So I'm a big girl, but not a fat girl. I currently only have small B breasts.

This is your chance to help the world--assist in giving a decent looking girl fabulous breasts?

FOCUS: I am going to put my money where my mouth is and marshall the resources of this board to help this girl get good fake tits. I have seen pics of the girl, and her self-descriptions are accurate, in fact I would say she is better than decent, she is probably legitmately cute. Here is what I want from you:

1. If you have any first hand knowledge about getting fake breasts, post what you know or offer to help her (e.g. Smurfette, etc). I am not going to disclose this girl's indentity, but she may PM you herself.

2. Post pistures of fake breasts that you like and discuss the merits of one set of tits over another. Believe it or not, the usual procedure is that women bring in pictures and show the doctor what they want to look like, so let's give her a tons of options and then debate which ones we like.

3. Simple encouragement of any sort. Fake breasts are a good thing, let's tell her what we think about her decision. [On a side note, I usually try to allow any reasonable sort of dissent here, but on this issue I am not into having it. If you don't like fake breasts that's fine, but keep your stupid fucking opinion to yourself.]


This girl has already promised me first shot at field testing the new breasts once she gets them, so I will provide a first hand report, and possibly even pictures (just of the tits) later on. I'm so excited I'm hard already. I think my desire for fake breasts might be what professionals call "an obsession."

Finally, we can use the message board for a truly good purpose.

[Tucker Max]

What kind of tits do you want? At 5'9" 144, you aren't fat, but yeah you do have a big frame for a girl. That is actually good news though, it means your body can support large fake breasts without them looking cartoonish. Bunny wants big fake tits also, and at first she thought that she would only get a D because she thought DD would look too big, but several plastic surgeons have told her that with her frame that DD's would be perfect. Judging from your pics, you are in the same boat as her.

As for looking for examples, I am just going to start with the obvious one, Jenna Jameson. Her tits are fucking awesome. Some examples, all NSFW:

http://www.porno-models.net/jenna_jameson/naked-posing/21Jan04/set22.html
http://www.tgp-babes.net/pb/jenna-jameson/index13.html
http://girls.twistys.net/preview/057/main.html?tcsearch

You have a slightly larger frame than Jenna does, but you obviously scale them up or down, so that they look on you like the do on her. But you see how hers are really big, but not cartoonish? You can pull off breasts like that with no problem and without having people think you are some weirdo.

[Tucker Max]

This girl, Harley Raine, has slightly bigger tits than Jenna, and I have always been a big fan of her tits. They might be a tad too big for you though, I am not exactly sure what you intend to do for work but I assume you will be a professional of some sort, so you might not want to get massive tits, but check them out:

http://www.nsgalleries.com/harley/1/index.php?id=100165
http://www.harley-raine.com/harley_raine.htm

[MXYZPTLK]

Why not email that Jenn Sterger character? Her fake boobies are about as good looking as I've ever seen.

[irrumatrix]

Jenna Jameson seems best, but Tera Patrick seems pretty good to me too.

some pictures here (http://galleries.badgirlsblog.com/terapatrick/04/)
more here (http://www.joes-porn.com/porn-stars/tera-patrick/tera-patrick.htm)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/superisticsara/terra.jpg

[Tucker Max]

Why not email that Jenn Sterger character? Her fake boobies are about as good looking as I've ever seen.

What? Are you kidding? You have obviously never dealt with good fake tits. He fake tits were not great, and my guess is that she went to a below average surgeon and got a chop job.

[Tucker Max]

Jenna Jameson seems best, but Tera Patrick seems pretty good to me too.

some pictures here (http://galleries.badgirlsblog.com/terapatrick/04/)
more here (http://www.joes-porn.com/porn-stars/tera-patrick/tera-patrick.htm)

She has pretty good fake tits, but they are a different type. Those hang low, I prefer ones that are a little higher up on the chest. It really all depends on what the girls wants though.

[Tenga Ray]

I recommend seeing as many surgeons as you can fit into your schedule and let them know that you are consulting with more than one office.

A board member helped me find my final choice and once I informed the other offices I was going with a different surgeon, two of them offered me discounted rates if I'd change my mind and choose their service!

I can't say if that's standard practice or not since my surgery will be a bit more involved than a normal girl's but I was very pleased to know that they were cost competitor aware!

[Tucker Max]

I recommend seeing as many surgeons as you can fit into your schedule and let them know that you are consulting with more than one office.

A board member helped me find my final choice and once I informed the other offices I was going with a different surgeon, two of them offered me discounted rates if I'd change my mind and choose their service!

I can't say if that's standard practice or not since my surgery will be a bit more involved than a normal girl's but I was very pleased to know that they were cost competitor aware!

This is great advice--plastic surgeons will almost always make deals because they do elective surgery almost exclusivly and realize the elasticity of demand in their industry.

BUT, that being said, be careful about too much negotiation. These are your tits and this is major surgery we are talking about. Yes you want to pay as little as possible, but you don't want to price shop too much, because the surgeons that charge the least usually charge that little for a reason--because they suck.

As with any medical procedure, make sure you do your homework on the surgeon. Check out his previous work, ask him about his procedures, how many other curgeries he has that day, etc, etc, etc.

Some other resources:

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/
http://www.plasticsurgery.org/

[MXYZPTLK]

What? Are you kidding? You have obviously never dealt with good fake tits. He fake tits were not great, and my guess is that she went to a below average surgeon and got a chop job.

I guess you got me there. However, for the benefit of the thread why not enlighten the rest of us on the finer points on what qualifies a good boob job.

To me, Jenna's look too fucking fake. I prefer something a little more natural looking.

[grumf]

I think there are two types of surgeries for breast implants, one where they cut underneath the breast and the scar is hidden by the hanging, and one where they remove the nipple and insert directly. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Personally I would rather not see the scar around the nipple, and the natural sag of the breast would hide the scar well. But it all depends on how big you go, and what your personal preferences are.

Here is a pretty good website that allows you to search for before and after pictures. Search (http://www.implantinfo.com/photocenter/visitors/vis_search_cup.html)

Here is an example of a B to DD:
http://www.implantinfo.com/photocenter/visitors/45breast_implant_photos/beforefront.jpg
http://www.implantinfo.com/photocenter/visitors/45breast_implant_photos/1yr.jpg

That's a pretty reasonable size increase, and they seem to hang well, not too saggy and pretty perky.

I love an excuse to look at huge fake tits.

[Tucker Max]

I guess you got me there. However, for the benefit of the thread why not enlighten the rest of us on the finer points on what qualifies a good boob job.

To me, Jenna's look too fucking fake. I prefer something a little more natural looking.

You know, I don't mind spending time educating people, but I wish they weren't so fucking stupid. Look at what you just said. Go back and read it.

1. If you want real tits, then don't date girls with fake tits.
2. If you want real looking tits, the how the FUCK CAN YOU SAY YOU LIKE THESE:
http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1047968&l=7920d
http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=11127171&l=7920d
http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=18117167&l=7920d

Jenna and Tera Patricks tits are MUCH BETTER jobs than Jenn's, even though theirs are bigger. They look and feel far more natural. Small size does not = looks natural. Jen is almost unnaturally skinny, and her fake tits are too big for her frame and relative weight if she wants them to look real, thus you can clearly see the line at the top.

Jen's are better than her friends though:
http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1048532&l=7920d

I think Jens fake tits are fine, but if the goal is to make them look real they are not good and they are too big for her frame. Of course, if you want real tits you shouldn't be getting FAKE ONES.

That notion pisses me off: Idiots who say something like, "I guess I like fake tits, but I want them to look real." They why the fuck would you want them? I can understand not wanting the tits to be clownishly large or be all fucked up or something, but I don't want my girls tits to be fake because I like the idea of her having saline bags in her chest, I want them to be fake SO THEY LOOK AND FEEL BIGGER. IF I WANTED REAL BREASTS I WOULD GET A GIRL WITH REAL BREASTS.

If you don't like fake tits, that's fine, but don't say stupid shit like, "I want them to look real."

[MXYZPTLK]

You know, I don't mind spending time educating people, but I wish they weren't so fucking stupid. Look at what you just said. Go back and read it.

1. If you want real tits, then don't date girls with fake tits.
2. If you want real looking tits, the how the FUCK CAN YOU SAY YOU LIKE THESE:

http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1047968&l=7920d
http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=11127171&l=7920d

Jenna and Tera Patricks tits are MUCH BETTER jobs than Jenn's, even though theirs are bigger. They look and feel far more natural. Small size does not = looks natural.

I'm sticking to it. Sterger's look way better than Jenna's. Jenna's aren't even the same fucking size, and her left one points off into outer space. Real, fake, it doesn't really matter to me as long as they look good, and Jenna's are no litmus test on what good fake tits look like.

What exactly is this girl looking for? Bowling balls or something that could pass for real?

2. If you want real looking tits, the how the FUCK CAN YOU SAY YOU LIKE THESE:
http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1047968&l=7920d
http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=11127171&l=7920d
http://fsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=18117167&l=7920d

Those are obviously pushed up. They might sag a little if she was doing a nude shoot.

[darken]

I would go with some basic stuff:
-make sure the distance between the breasts is not more than 1.5 inches at maximum.
- However, a thing to consider is the actual circumference of the torso. If she is more than 36 inches around the torse.a size E should be OK. For a narrow torso, go smaller. Finding large sized bras for a 32 torso is difficult and expensive ( at least in Britain, and impossible in Eastern Europe and Germany-mainly because German women are large-framed).

Side note: the NHS in the UK is considering starting to pay for cosmetic surgery if it is necessary for someone who would have psychic problems ( like depression) without it. They already pay for facial surgery and sex reassignment surgery- I wonder how long until breast implants are considered necessary for a woman's depression treatment).

[Tucker Max]

More idiotic bullshit

Do this: go to a strip club and get dances with five or six different strippers of varying fake tits size, then come back here. Until then, shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you are talking about. As it stands, you are a novice trying to talk to experts, and you just sound stupid.

[Tenga Ray]

I just remembered seeing the following implants on tv a few weeks ago! I'd love to have them, based on what I read, but because of previous medical conditions my body probably wouldn't tolerate them well.

However, gummy bear implants (http://www.implantinfo.com/faqs/1.18.html) seem to be all the rage right now! If you google the phrase, you'll find the article I linked to above as well as dozens of others from various sources.

I don't know anything more than what I saw on the evening news and read on the linked site but it's definitely worth keeping in mind if the option becomes available to you!

[Tenga Ray]

I would go with some basic stuff:
-make sure the distance between the breasts is not more than 1.5 inches at maximum.
- However, a thing to consider is the actual circumference of the torso. If she is more than 36 inches around the torse.a size E should be OK. For a narrow torso, go smaller. Finding large sized bras for a 32 torso is difficult and expensive ( at least in Britain, and impossible in Eastern Europe and Germany-mainly because German women are large-framed).

Side note: the NHS in the UK is considering starting to pay for cosmetic surgery if it is necessary for someone who would have psychic problems ( like depression) without it. They already pay for facial surgery and sex reassignment surgery- I wonder how long until breast implants are considered necessary for a woman's depression treatment).

While I would debate the inches comment and don't understand the "size e" comment I'll have to agree with taking bra availability into consideration.

A close friend of mine went through the big change a few years ago. She is very petite and extremely muscular from soccer. She let the doctor convince her to get large D-sized implants. She has only found one bra (in four years) in a retail store to fit her circum and cup size. It's been a pain in the ass. I don't think her doctor or her friends (including me) ever thought to see bra buying as a potential complication.

[Tucker Max]

A close friend of mine went through the big change a few years ago. She is very petite and extremely muscular from soccer. She let the doctor convince her to get large D-sized implants. She has only found one bra (in four years) in a retail store to fit her circum and cup size. It's been a pain in the ass. I don't think her doctor or her friends (including me) ever thought to see bra buying as a potential complication.

Why doesn't she just get custom made bras? I know lots of girls who get them and swear by them. They are only like $80 a piece, last forever and make a huge difference in terms of supports (at least thats what the girls say).

[Tenga Ray]

I think there are two types of surgeries for breast implants, one where they cut underneath the breast and the scar is hidden by the hanging, and one where they remove the nipple and insert directly. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Personally I would rather not see the scar around the nipple, and the natural sag of the breast would hide the scar well. But it all depends on how big you go, and what your personal preferences are. .

I didn't see this before now. This isn't correct. I don't think anyone here should attempt and explain the surgical process to this girl especially if it will be as incomplete as the above post.

There are many options for surgery and the surgeon will choose the one that fits your body type and lifestyle the best...hopefully. It all depends on how the girl is built before and whether or not they need to try and correct assymetry. Also, whether it goes above or underneath the muscle is a choice I was offered. I was shown examples of all types of procedures and, in the end, told the one that the surgeon would be using for my augmentation.

Why doesn't she just get custom made bras? I know lots of girls who get them and swear by them. They are only like $80 a piece, last forever and make a huge difference in terms of supports (at least thats what the girls say).

She does have them custom made but she's frustrated by it because of the price and the wait time. There's something that's feminine and exciting about popping into Victoria's Secret and buying a little something to make yourself feel pretty for a special date. She says that the only reason she doesn't go for smaller implants now is because her muscles are already stretched and she thinks that a smaller implant would cause her breasts to sag. In my opinion, sagging would look better than the two croquet balls glued to her upper body but I love her anyway.

[Tucker Max]

In my opinion, sagging would look better than the two croquet balls glued to her upper body but I love her anyway.

Does she like assholes? I am free this week.

[darken]

While I would debate the inches comment and don't understand the "size e" comment I'll have to agree with taking bra availability into consideration.

A close friend of mine went through the big change a few years ago. She is very petite and extremely muscular from soccer. She let the doctor convince her to get large D-sized implants. She has only found one bra (in four years) in a retail store to fit her circum and cup size. It's been a pain in the ass. I don't think her doctor or her friends (including me) ever thought to see bra buying as a potential complication.

Boobs can come naturally in larger sizes that a D or DD.
An E is the next size up after a DD- at least in England. I wear 32 E bras- which is cup size only would be equal to a 36 D or a 34DD, but my torso is very narrow. This makes buying bras a bitch,as most shops do not normally cater over a D size. If your friend has problems finding them, there is a shop called La Senza who does awkward sizes.
www.lasenza.com

[Hans_Gruber]

Make sure you check out several surgeons. For price, and also for intregity and their skill. My wife found this one surgeon that she really liked. He said all the right things and seemed to know what he was talking about. He was also the most expensive, which wasn't a problem, because I wanted the best surgeon for her.

I didn't like him, so I told her just try one more. We went to another surgeon and this guy seemed like a generally sincere guy. Some of what he said contradicted what the last surgeon said. My wife told him that and when he asked who it was, he laughed. He said that my wife should ask around about this guy because he's more of a bullshitter than a good plastic surgeon. My wife talked to two girls who used that other surgeon, the really expensive guy. One girl had to get thousands of dollars worth of correctional work. And the other girl had severe back problems because he told her that she could go that big without any problems.

My wife ended up using the very last surgeon she met. He did a really nice job. She went from a small B to a D and they look pretty real. Although, I prefer when they look fake, she likes them and they look nice, so I have no complaints.

[hotgrits]

Tucker and Hans are right. Fake trumps real any day of the week. I have real DDs and wouldn’t you know I’m going in for a tune up as soon as I can save the money (my idiot husband refuses to pay for them). The point of fake breasts is for them to look perfect. Real ones are never going to look that good.

Focus: Buying clothes is going to be more difficult even if you only go to a size DD. Most designers design their clothes for the B/C cup. Every girl I know (I live in the south, I know a lot) that has gotten the surgery done has a “What the fuck have I done?!?” moment the first time they go shopping. So realize that the surgery is only one aspect of cost. If you are a size 6/8, you will end up buying several tops in a size 10 and having the waist taken in or a small and hoping there is enough Lycra to make it work. At least such is the case with the designers I wear.

Find a surgeon that has photo imaging. Seeing the breasts on your photograph makes a difference. Find a surgeon who has the padded bra. Wear it for a week. When the surgeon tells you bigger breasts won’t change your life, they are lying. Not maliciously, they have to as part of their oath or something. Augmentation is life changing. You should get used to it a little before you make the commitment.

Finally, as Tenga and Hans said, interview every surgeon with a good reputation. The plastic surgeon that does the majority of the work on pageant contestants in your area should be at the top of your list. More than likely, he’s not making his millions on Botox and face lifts. He is the one that can do boob jobs in his sleep. He might also have referrals for you to do a live look/feel test. Fortunately, the surgeon I have chosen has done boob jobs for every girl in his office and they don’t mind showing them. If a picture is worth a thousand words, seeing (and feeling) them in reality is worth a billion. I wouldn’t chose a surgeon that didn’t have at least one patient willing to show the work.

[Angelfart]

surgeon. Check out his previous work, ask him about his procedures, how many other curgeries he has that day, etc, etc, etc.

This is a really obvious thing, but I'll add it anyway. Once you're seriously considering someone, give a call to the state medical board and the American Board of Plastic Surgery to see if the doctor has had complaints, disciplinary action or other problems in the past. The state board is required by law in most states to report major problems but they may also be able to tell you if the doctor has complaints about quality, etc. that aren't required to be made public. Also, there are a ton of online resources for investigating whether or how often a doc gets sued for med mal.

I mention all of this because a friend of mine went through this whole process only to find out right before the procedure was scheduled that the guy had been sued quite a bit and was a total hack. And she'd never have known it otherwise.

EDIT: The Federation of State Medical Boards can tell you whether the doctor has been disciplined by his/her state and the number is 817-868-4000. And here's one example of one of the sites where you can get much more comprehensive info about the doc, including info about lawsuits. http://www.abika.com/Reports/Samples/Physician.htm

[ks1]

I saw Jenna Jameson when she came to the grand opening of Scores in Chicago. They're shockingly huge, but very well done. It's like she has an ass stapled to her chest.

If you want to try out some different boob scenarios, this site (http://www.lookingyourbest.com/inamodel/index.html) is endlessly entertaining.

[Tucker Max]

If you want to try out some different boob scenarios, this site (http://www.lookingyourbest.com/inamodel/index.html) is endlessly entertaining.

Holy shit that site is fucking AWESOME. I am transfixed by it.

[Timo]

My exgirlfriend has fake tits that are outstanding. She went from an A to a full C. She had hers done by a general surgeon that had gone through the proper education to do the procedure. He went through all of the sizes with her and they both selected a size that fit her body type. She was really happy with the results. She has a small 3/4 inch scar on each armpit that I didn't see until she pointed them out. A cool trick you can do if a girl has saline implants is turn off the lights and hold a flashlight against them. They glow like nightlights.

[T_C]

Focus: Buying clothes is going to be more difficult even if you only go to a size DD. Most designers design their clothes for the B/C cup. Every girl I know (I live in the south, I know a lot) that has gotten the surgery done has a “What the fuck have I done?!?” moment the first time they go shopping. So realize that the surgery is only one aspect of cost. If you are a size 6/8, you will end up buying several tops in a size 10 and having the waist taken in or a small and hoping there is enough Lycra to make it work. At least such is the case with the designers I wear.


I'm a natural D with a small frame and although it can be difficult to wear the cute little tops, if you have a nice rack it really doesn't matter. Any low cut top usually does the trick. And girls with fake breast can usually still pull off those tops (ie Jenn Sterger) because their breasts are perfect and don't move as much. And there's not usually a price difference between the sizes, only in bras.

Focus: Good for you! Do what makes you happy.

[badkarma6]

I'll add to what Timo said. He pointed out that his ex had small scars under her armpits, this is one of three ways to have the surgery. The surgeon can go in underneath the breast, through the nipple, or under the armpit. My ex had the surgery where the doctor went in through the nipple, she said the post-surgery pain wasn't bad and she lost no feeling in her nipple. The under the armpit method is extremely painful, a friend of mine's wife had that procedure and he had to feed her for three days because just moving was painful. The procedure where the doctor goes in underneath the breast is the cheapest but creates the biggest scar.

I've always liked Briana Banks' boobs. They might be a little to big for her body but I like them.

[Tucker Max]

Here is an email from her:

Also, to clear up the thread, I have already picked out a surgeon and have already educated myself on the surgical process. I have a 33 inch ribcage. Given my profession I need tits that I can cover well in a shirt, but when I take off my shirt, or go to a bar I look like a porn star.

[Mary Tyler Whore]

In terms of bras, if you locate vendors (wacoal, le mystere, etc.) they will have up to a DD in "petite" sizes (32 rib cage and shorter space between breasts and straps). Bloomingdales and upscale department stores cater to difficult sizes also.

There are tons of stores that do custom bras. They are pretty expensive. But I used to work in lingerie and carried up to a 34H, so although they are not always pretty - there are bras out there to fit huge tits.

Plus, one of the perks of fake tits is that wearing a bra isn't always all that necessary. Who needs an underwire for shape support when there is 400 mil of saline or silicone to take care of that? Fake tits could probably get away with a nice camisole that provides a little support.

In terms of size - go bigger. Everybody says it, but when the swelling goes down after surgery, there's always a little disappointment.

edit: brooke burke has great tits. I mean, seriously, I'm straight and I'm in love.

[Fatty]

One incision that also hasn't been mentioned is the TUBA incision - Transumbilical Breast Augmentation.

Long story short, they go in through the belly button and using a camera, they make the "pocket" in the muscle, put the implant bags in uninflated, and then fill the bags inside of you.

The scapel never touches the exterior of the breasts. There's one small scar near your belly button and that's it.

It's apparently the most pain-free, but it's also the most expensive.

Medium:

I always liked Vida Guerra's implants. She's actually one of the few popular American models who was upfront about getting them as well.

http://img138.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_51761_VidaGuerraSuperiorpicsSHQ008.jpg (http://img138.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=51761_VidaGuerraSuperiorpicsSHQ008.jpg)

(Be warned, the pic is RIDICULOUSLY ultra-high resolution)

Large:

Jordan is the UK's version of Pamela Anderson, and she's just incredible in how perfect and large her fake tits are.

http://img109.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_5b3ad_jordan04.jpg (http://img109.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=5b3ad_jordan04.jpg)

http://www.supload.com/thumbs/default/aa_american_aftershow_20.jpg (http://www.supload.com/free/aa_american_aftershow_20.jpg/view/)

[Fatty]

Here is a pic of her breasts:

Perfect tits to work with for implants. If you have saggy tits, if you overfill on the implants, they'll look PHENOMENAL.

If you have no skin to work with whatsoever, they'll just look horrible.

See: Francine Dee.

http://glam0ur.com/gals/francine_dee/01/francine_dee.htm

[Tucker Max]

In terms of size - go bigger. Everybody says it, but when the swelling goes down after surgery, there's always a little disappointment.

This is a great point. I have fucked dozens of girls with fake tits and have coached/helped three girls through them, and not ever said, "I wish I had gotten them smaller," but many said "I wish I had gotten them bigger."

Especially with your frame, you need at least one size bigger than you "think" you will need. If you are thinking small DD's, go with large DD's at least, they almost always end up smaller in your body than you expect them to be, so you need to correct for that.

For that frame, no question big DD's. At least.

[TheGC]

Here is a pic of her breasts:

Yikes. She's going to need to get those things lifted a foot or two. Normally, I'd disagree with Max and say don't go too big. I like them fake, perky, but not huge. However, with that frame, bigger would probably be better.

[Tucker Max]

Perfect tits to work with for implants. If you have saggy tits, if you overfill on the implants, they'll look PHENOMENAL.

No shit--I thought the same thing when I saw the pic.

I can't wait to play with them once they are ready. I am already excited.

[Fatty]

This is a great point. I have fucked dozens of girls with fake tits and have coached/helped three girls through them, and not ever said, "I wish I had gotten them smaller," but many said "I wish I had gotten them bigger."

Especially with your frame, you need at least one size bigger than you "think" you will need. If you are thinking small DD's, go with large DD's at least, they almost always end up smaller in your body than you expect them to be, so you need to correct for that.

For that frame, no question big DD's. At least.


A friend of mine went in to "correct" her breasts. She had planned to go from a lopsided B to a "perfect" C. When she woke up, she was a "big" D, and when the swelling went down, she was a "small" D. She was initially pissed at the surgeon, but she was back in his office a year later to go to up to a DD.

[Tucker Max]

A friend of mine went in to "correct" her breasts. She had planned to go from a lopsided B to a "perfect" C. When she woke up, she was a "big" D, and when the swelling went down, she was a "small" D. She was initially pissed at the surgeon, but she was back in his office a year later to go to up to a DD.

Here is another email from her:


Right now I am leaning to a big DD, which would be about 550cc. Prior to the
thread I was leaning toward 450cc. See, the board has done some good
already. Maybe you will get a humanitarian award in 2006.

[smurfette]

1. I had VERY small boobs when I first sought out a surgeon. I had my surgery over Christmas break, so I also wanted something that you couldn't really tell. During the day, I can pull off my work clothes and no one has ever noticed. At night, I can wear a low cut shirt and BAM, there are my boobs. Remember, good bras still come in handy.

2. Make sure you get an implant wide enough to not give you a wide trench.

3. Be wary of doctors who offer deep discounts. Mine didn't cost much, but where I live there is not as much demand for boobs as say, Florida.

4. I recommend under the muscle. I have a friend who got big boobs over the muscle and you can see the outline of it...gross. My doctor prepared me to be in pain because I have very muscular pecs, but it didn't hurt. I was out eating Mexican food the evening of my surgery.

5. Ask your doctor to see some of his work. He should have photos. Also ask to see/feel the implants. That way you can fill them into your bra. I've also heard of women filling plastic baggies with so many CCs of rice and walking around with it in their bra to get a feel for it.

6. I got a lot of great information from these ladies: http://www.implantforum.com/

7. Google for your doctor. See what there is about him, if anyone has ever had a good or bad experience with him. You also want a doctor who will be concerned with you and your needs. Make sure not to get a pompous asshole like Dr. Rey from Dr. 90210.

8. And finally, go up at least 50 CCs from what you finally choose. My teacher friend (who also got hers done after seeing mine) and I were talking about how we both wished we had gone bigger. Most women do as well. You can't go back and redo the surgery, and it is better to be a little bigger than smaller.

9. As for incisions, I chose the peri-areolar (http://www.realbreastsurgeon.com/breast_enlargement_surgical.html). Make sure to buy cocoa butter or a scar cream to rub on it religiously. The TUBA incision, I feel, still has not been practiced enough yet. I've heard horror stories of small women who have the tracks imprinted on their skin afterwards.

If you have any further questions, feel free to PM me. If you live in the South East, let me know and I would be more than happy to share my doctor's information with you (or any other woman interested). I've had four women go to him after me, and all are pleased. I am also more than willing to share before/after photos to help you decide.

[Mary Tyler Whore]

9. As for incisions, I chose the peri-areolar (http://www.realbreastsurgeon.com/breast_enlargement_surgical.html). Make sure to buy cocoa butter or a scar cream to rub on it religiously.



I went through the armpit for incision. No one can tell, it's great. They do it so it hides in the natural creasing. Take vitamin E supplements two weeks after surgery (it can increase bleeding, so wait) and rub vitamin E on the scar.

Also, I recommend a doc who also does breast reconstruction. Those guys are the magicians. If they can reconstruct a breast on someone who had breast cancer - they can do great things with healthy tits.

[Fatty]

Another tip - make sure to google your doctor's name along with "Malpractice" to play it safe.

Bring a LOT of pics with you to show the doctor what kind of look you are going for. Don't be afraid to describe in detail what you want. If you want high profile, make sure you tell him you want high profile implants. If you want expandable implants, make sure you tell him that.

Do some reasearch with McGhan, Silimed, etc.

I would even recommend going to your local high-class strip club and talking to strippers, but be careful - some of those girls can be catty cunts and send you to the wrong doctor.

[hotgrits]

I have a 33 inch ribcage. Given my profession I need tits that I can cover well in a shirt, but when I take off my shirt, or go to a bar I look like a porn star.

We have similar measurements. Button front shirts are pretty much not an option for me unless I buy a size or so up and have them taken in at the waist. That adds about $10 to every purchase. It can get expensive. Even with 4% Lycra, though I can button them over my boobs, the buttons pull and gape and that is tacky.

When I worked in a conservative environment I would buy layering pieces from Target in bulk. Merona, Mizrahi, and Cherokee all make them. They are scoop, crew, v- and t-neck tops. Each season they do the standard black, brown, white and then do the popular colors of the season. They look great under suits, alone with dress pants/skirts etc...AND they hold their shape no matter how many times you wash them. I can not emphasize enough the value of these layering pieces. Besides that, they aren't very expensive. You are probably going to want to spend the majority of your money on tops for going out and nice lingerie.

As for bras, one word: balconet. They are the best.

Oh, and in terms of size: Tyra Banks is a full DD with a 32 in rib cage and IMO hers are about as perfect a ratio you can get and still look fairly realistic. I wish she'd out herself already so I could know the cc's.

[Fatty]

Even with 4% Lycra, though I can button them over my boobs, the buttons pull and gape and that is tacky.



... yet incredibly hot.

[irrumatrix]

In terms of bras, if you locate vendors (wacoal, le mystere, etc.) they will have up to a DD in "petite" sizes (32 rib cage and shorter space between breasts and straps). Bloomingdales and upscale department stores cater to difficult sizes also.

There are tons of stores that do custom bras. They are pretty expensive. But I used to work in lingerie and carried up to a 34H, so although they are not always pretty - there are bras out there to fit huge tits.



Le mystere actually carries 32 DDD/E and I would have to recommend those the most. If you are in that size range though, as stated before, you really aren't going to find anything cute/sexy/not gross. Anything Victoria's Secret, Fredrick's, Target, etc. will definetly not fit. Just go to Nordstroms and they'll figure it out for you, but it will probably cost about 70-80+ per bra.

[darken]

In terms of bras, if you locate vendors (wacoal, le mystere, etc.) they will have up to a DD in "petite" sizes (32 rib cage and shorter space between breasts and straps). Bloomingdales and upscale department stores cater to difficult sizes also..

I am 5'10, so by no means petite, I just happen to have a narrow torso. I live in England,and most of the department stores here do not have big cups in small torso bra sizes. If you are fat ( I am talking over a UK size 16 which is the average for women here - I think UK16=USA12), you can carry all of your shopping in those bras. I've seen bras that, should I buy one,I could make myself a fucking tent out of it.

There are tons of stores that do custom bras. They are pretty expensive. But I used to work in lingerie and carried up to a 34H, so although they are not always pretty - there are bras out there to fit huge tits. ..

Yes there are. But if you are a normal ( as in non behemoth sized ) woman in Britain and are unlucky enough to have big natural tits, it's gonna hurt in the pocket.

[Sterling]

Yes you want to pay as little as possible, but you don't want to price shop too much, because the surgeons that charge the least usually charge that little for a reason--because they suck.

As with any medical procedure, make sure you do your homework on the surgeon. Check out his previous work, ask him about his procedures, how many other curgeries he has that day, etc, etc, etc.


This is spot on, Tucker. My dad is a plastic surgeon and he has dealt with a number of shitty boob jobs (also, he directs patients on his website to the plasticsurgery.org link that Tucker posted). Don't be afraid to dish out a little extra for a good pair, otherwise you can end up with a pair that are creepy-far apart or have those funny wrinkles underneath.

When evaluating another surgeon's work, be sure to look at the nipple placement - shitty procedures will often turn out looking as if the nipples are off-centre.

[darken]

Le mystere actually carries 32 DDD/E and I would have to recommend those the most. If you are in that size range though, as stated before, you really aren't going to find anything cute/sexy/not gross. Anything Victoria's Secret, Fredrick's, Target, etc. will definetly not fit. Just go to Nordstroms and they'll figure it out for you, but it will probably cost about 70-80+ per bra.
I just got myself today a 32E bra from LaSenza. Best part of £40,I guess some $70, but it actually looks like something my grandmother would not wear.
I wish that girl best of luck with her surgery. Don't want to be mean, but seems that she is in need of it according to the pics.
Nice boobsare nice to have- if I could have surgery to make mine not need a bra anymore, I would go for it in a heartbeat.

[St. Jimmy]

Eva Angelina. These are fucking perfect.

http://www.fobpro.com/photos/avn0503/full/avn0503f0816.jpg

http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted1/pov/gals/eva-angelina2/012.jpg

Very nice. And good for you, big fake tits are awesome.

[wineguy]

Side note: the NHS in the UK is considering starting to pay for cosmetic surgery if it is necessary for someone who would have psychic problems ( like depression) without it. They already pay for facial surgery and sex reassignment surgery- I wonder how long until breast implants are considered necessary for a woman's depression treatment).

Boobs on the taxpayer's dime. Finally, a system that works!

[Mary Tyler Whore]

Boobs on the taxpayer's dime. Finally, a system that works!

A good number of U.S. plastic surgeons find some way to bill it through insurance. (Not quite tax-payer dime, but still.) I know mine (who was chief of plastics at a good hospital and well known in his field) offerred to try to do so. Of course, he also looked at my mother and in all seriousness said,

"She'll enjoy these more than a new car."

[Rollingbabe]

As a perk to U.S. soldiers, the government is giving out free boob jobs http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5487712/?GT1=4244.

Focus:
I agree with everyone saying to go a bit bigger. I have several friends who all say they wish they had gone just a tad larger.

[Adam Carolla]

As a perk to U.S. soldiers, the government is giving out free boob jobs http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5487712/?GT1=4244.



Sounds like a good way to get women to join the military

[SIXMIL]

My wife got implants a couple years ago. Before she had our daughter, she was a full C. 34C I believe.
Childbirth killed them and they looked like the picture Tucker posted about the gal in question. My wife simply wanted to be back to her pre-childbirth size.
Doctor recommended 420cc. My wife is very happy with that size. She is a little bigger than before. 34C bra is a bit tight.
We went with round silicone implants. (she qualified for silicone because of the lack of muscle on her chest plate.)
They look quite large and are very natural feeling.
She is 5'6" and 125 lbs. DD's would be way too much for her. I wouldn't recommend going that big, IMHO.

[ccc]

My contribution to this excellent thread is the curvy Michelle B.
Here measurements and pic can be found here:

http://www.michellebpics.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/stats.html

Hmmm... good pics of her are harder to find than I thought...

This may work (bit of hardcore on this page):

http://www.babygotboobs.com/t3/

This may not work, but I'll try:

http://fapomatic.com/62/michelle_b..jpg

[Negative]

My wife, Jessicat, has small DD's. She's 107 lbs, 5' 8", and has a 34" ribcage. She originally had small C's. (See the Boobie Thread)

She always gets complimented on her breasts and is very happy with them. (Even she says that she should have gone just a little bit larger though.)

They went through her armpits. The pain made it difficult for her to move her arms for about 3 days, but she was able to take care of her own bathroom issues, so it wasn’t debilitating. The bright side of going through the armpit is that there isn’t any scaring on her breasts.

My advice is to go just a little larger than you think you want.

On another note, the issue about having a hard time finding clothing seems to be pretty big. Yes, finding those shirts that have designated breast areas built into them (I don’t know what you call them.) is difficult since they are usually designed for A-C cups, but you will now look extremely hot in tank tops, tube tops, t-shirts, and off-the-shoulder dresses. Just consider it a trade off. Guys don’t like those other shirts anyway.

[ILoveArthurBach]

http://www.marinaplasticsurgery.com/gallery/BakerR_front_2.jpg

http://www.marinaplasticsurgery.com/gallery/MendozaT_front_2.jpg

These are the gummy bear implants. Granted, they are supposed to look and feel more natural (apparently a big no-no around here) but I'm considering these for myself. Of course, I am a girl and don't enjoy the look of a huge valley between the tits. What do I know?

My sister has some nice fake tits. Before she got them, she went to stripclubs and made a point of asking the girls with the bad boob jobs where they went for theirs, then she avoided that surgeon.

[Phulishone]

I went through the armpit for incision.


My wife is getting hers on Thursday. Transaxillary Incision. Her doctor does the Big 3 (not TUBA) and said he is most comfortable with Trans. He says it offers great visibility without disturbing breast tissue. It is also a bit pricier than the breast crease or areola. That will probably be one of the other "biggest decisions" you have to make. The doctor you choose will definitely have his preference and you more than likely should go with the procedure he/she feels most comfortable with. She is going with 400-450CC (after reading this thread I will probably encourage her to go 450CC) from a post-breast feeding A to a small D. I think shape is also very important, he is going to create a "teardrop" look, rather than the bowling ball look you see in some of the before and after pictures. It is all in what look you are after and why. For my wife, it was years and years of dreading bathing suit shopping and never feeling comfortable in tight tops. Finally make sure you check your doctor out on American Society of Plastic Surgeons. Good luck!

[Smoke]

I mentioned fake tits to my girlfriend after reading this thread and as of right now she is having no part of it, even after she has kids later on and even if I pay for them. She thinks I don't like her's enough (she has nice C's now) since I like fake tits, but I just tell her they'd be a lot of fun.

Oh well, I'll keep working on her.

Edit: Here's a pic of my batshit crazy ex-roommate....
http://smsu.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30252863

[Smoke]

I mentioned fake tits to my girlfriend after reading this thread and as of right now she is having no part of it, even after she has kids later on and even if I pay for them. She thinks I don't like her's enough (she has nice C's now) since I like fake tits, but I just tell her they'd be a lot of fun.

Oh well, I'll keep working on her.

Edit: Here's a pic of my batshit crazy ex-roommate....she used to be an A and went to a D.
http://photos-232.facebook.com/s9/3010/65/34301883/s34301883_30343232_2253.jpg

[FightingIrish]

I have to second the Jenna Jameson notion.

I think Jimmy Kimmle and Adam Corola said it best on The Man Show.

"Jenna Jameson is an angel
An angel that does porn
We love Jenna Jameson"