Sometimes failure is funny: Dimeo's NYE party

[Tucker Max]

It looks like Dimeo had a fucking disaster at his NYE party, and totally fucked over everybody who came. Anthony, maybe it's time to stop running from your destiny and go farm blueberries full time!:

http://philly.metro.us/metro/local/article/New_Years_party_foul/527.html
http://www.nbc10.com/news/5801978/detail.html

Let's not forget about Anthony's website:

http://www.anthonydimeo.com/

These are the threads about Dimeo:

http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=1414
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=1420
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=2222

[Jay Vee]

Among the perks at the party was an open bar advertised from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.

However, at 9:30 p.m., guests were told that there would be no more drinks, and then some guests got very upset.

"The alcohol ran out," said one guest. "People were throwing bottles around, trying to get out."

Police were called and the restaurant shut the party down by 10:30 p.m.

Another guest told NBC 10 she would seek legal action against the party organizers in civil court.

30 minutes? I mean, I could sort of understand it if the blueberry-flavored champagne had dried up somewhere close to midnight, but 30 FUCKING MINUTES???

I suspect that Dimeo Sr. is not going to be too happy for having to dip into the blueberry fortune to pay D-III's legal bills on this goat rope.

[Jerkoff]

The party was organized by Renamity, the local PR company owned by Anthony DiMeo III, an heir to a South Jersey blueberry fortune, financial planner, and actor.
God bless you ADIII, you never fail to amuse me.

Focus: So what happened? Just shitty planning? From the looks of it, they got way more people that they wanted, the crowd was nasty, and the bartenders were stoned.

[denimjacket]

This is from the 2d story you posted.

It is, EASILY, one of the greatest lines in the history of modern journalism:

"The organizers also said that when partiers left, so did some works of art, and they want those back. "

Way to go Philly. Way to go.

[Drunken DJ]

According to the second article partygoers walked off with some of the artwork in the restaurant. Im sure whoever did will also try and get a refund. I wish I could say its too bad, but Dimeo is a tool. Besides, who organizes and charges for a NYE party and then doesnt keep the restaurant informed of the latest head count?

[IamRob]

I bet he meant to order the right amount of everything, but his lazy eye was looking at the wrong page and as he said, "I'll have this many cigars," the company thought he was referring to the direction his eyes were going.

I knew 2006 would be a great year...I just didn't think I'd realize it so soon.

[nerd]

Thank goodness he was able to post the promotional pictures from this fabulous evening.

Renamity Photo Gallery (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005)

[Trixie Hunter]

Anybody get a hold of his Christmas cards this year?

Now there is some Photoshop fun waiting to happen..

[PowderJ]

Anthony DiMeo III, an heir to a South Jersey blueberry fortune, financial planner, and actor.
Poor guy, I guess event planning won't be popping up on his resume anytime soon.

Focus: How do you fuck up a NYE party this bad? If you're throwing an OPEN bar party just make sure you've got TWICE as much alcohol as you think you'll need. The Dimeo crowd probably went nuts when they ran out of wine spritzers and sea breezes.

[footinmouth]

"Anthony DiMeo III...owner of local PR company..., financial planner, and actor."

a.k.a. A rich kid who just gets to try a whole bunch of shit until he fucks it all up and ends up in the family business living with his parents.

Way to go you you lazy-eyed retard!

[Knox]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/IMG_0026

I guess the combination of one glass of blueberry champagne and his lazy-eye tricked DiMeo into thinking this bar would cover 700 FUCKING PEOPLE.

[denimjacket]

Wow. There's ABSOLUTELY no way that these guys didn't have a SERIOUS impact on the open bars, while they were still serving.

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/6_G_001

[Blowmeup]

Renamity will exceed all expectations.

Yes ADIII, you have.

[Moist Panties]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/IMG_0051

So basically this was a party for 700 of the ugliest, slack-jawed, walleyed creatures of the night that reside in Philly.

[Saltlick]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/1_G

This caption is probably his way of telling people it wasnt his fault. Nice damage control!

[Moist Panties]

Good fucking lord, no wonder they ran out of alcohol. Between the men having this (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/IMG_0118) as their potential pussy, and any half decent looking woman having this (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/6_G_001) as their only dick option, who wouldn't need serious beer googles to get some New Years ass.

Next year I suggest they stock up on paper bags, blinders and 8 times the amount of alcohol.

[Jerkoff]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/DSCF0043

This must have been when they moved the party to my fucking LIVINGROOM. Classy Anthony, classy.

[Hooligan]

Among the perks at the party was an open bar advertised from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
[...]
However, at 9:30 p.m., guests were told that there would be no more drinks, and then some guests got very upset.
[...]
The event planner says the restaurant was not prepared to accommodate the crowd estimated at 700 people.
[...]
The restaurant says its cont[r]act only called for 325 guests.So twice as many people or so showed up than they were expecting, and they ran out of booze in a half-hour anyway. Nice clusterfuck, Beaker.

[the phish]

Let's see.....4 hours of premium open bar
butlered and heavy gourmet hor d'oeuvres
complimentary JUICI Sparkling Beverages
$5000 in prizes and give-aways?

Can anyone in Philadelphia spell C-L-A-S-S A-C-T-I-0-N?

[Boozy]

This guys ability to fail is so astounding it is almost cool.

...and how did we not know about this? I would have loved to show up at this thing with Soylent and Zach Albarran. People would have been running out of the building WAY earlier than 11pm.

[Nefertiti]

My God, even someone with half a brain can do simple maths. If the restaurant only had a capacity of 325 guests, then how the hell did he sell over 700 tickets? Aren't you supposed to print a certain amount and that's it? And how did he calculate alcohol? "Ah, let's see, the people at my party have class, so two drinks per person should be enough, right, RIGHT?"

Greedy AND cheap aren't you Junior?

[Stonzey]

Yo, boyee! My Sapphire is almost done, time to start the riot. Which pictures you like anyway?...

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/albums/nye2005/6_G_001.jpg

[PowderJ]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/IMG_0061

HaHa--Is that an Oompa Loompa on the left?

[Shock]

From the Renamity disclaimer:


Ticket Refund Policy: No Refunds. All sales are final. There are no refunds of any kind for any reason. Under no circumstances will a replacement ticket be issues for any ticket that has been damaged, lost, stolen, or destroyed. If an event is age restricted, you certify that all ticket holders meet the minimum age requirement and will bring proper and valid ID to such event. If you or your guests are denied entry based on age requirements, you will not receive a refund on any purchase. The no refund policy includes any and all reasons including but not limited to: an act of God, weather, venue cancellations, conflicts with security or security, and over-booking. Venue and talent are subject to change.

I hope someone gets pissed that they can't get their money back for this bull shit and jacks up his good eye.

[Poopourri]

I bet some of the guests lost their shit when the bar ran out, and they saw DiMeo stumbling around with the last white wine spritzers, one eye half open, hitting on anything that could potentially have a vagina.

That's got to be the one moment in life he wished he didn't naturally look and act like a drunken tool, even while sober. It's comparable to eating an entire Grande Meal in front of all of Ethiopia.

One of these days I'm waiting for someone to hit that berry peddling fuckpop so hard that his lazy eye wakes up.

[Zambonian]

Thank goodness he was able to post the promotional pictures from this fabulous evening.

Renamity Photo Gallery (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005)
Those are photos from 2005. My guess is that the 35 people who went to his party last year didn't drain the bar quite as fast.

[sk1917]

Yeah imagine my surprise when at 10:45 on NYE 20 people came knocking on my door to join the party because theirs ran out of alcohol at 9. Now I wasn't aware that it was DiMeo's party until the next day but Jesus Christ talk about dropping the ball. My friends said people were talking art off the walls, small scuffles, and a lot of talk about taking them to small claims court. DiMeo said that each case would be handled separatly for refunds...fucking idiot. He couldn't be reached for comment either. Big fucking surprise.

I hope he goes down in horrible public flames for this shit.

[nerd]

Those are photos from 2005. My guess is that the 35 people who went to his party last year didn't drain the bar quite as fast.
RENAMITY NYE 2005: The Philadelphia Art Alliance
RECENTLY UPDATED PHOTOS!! On Saturday, December 31, 2005 RENAMITY welcomed hundreds of special guests to The Philadelphia Art Alliance
http://www.renamity.com/gallery/albums.php

While the more typical caption would be NYE 2006, AD3 was correct, since his party didn't make it to Midnight. So, yes these are the photos from the debacle last weekend.

[Zambonian]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/albums.php

While the more typical caption would be NYE 2006, AD3 was correct, since his party didn't make it to Midnight. So, yes these are the photos from the debacle last weekend.
No, you're right. That would explain the lack of artwork on the walls, too.

[Sweet Marissa]

They supposedly hired a photographer, but looking at those photos makes me think he was using a bunch of Fuji disposable cameras.

[Trixie Hunter]

They supposedly hired a photographer, but looking at those photos makes me think he was using a bunch of Fuji disposable cameras.

Uh, I think the photographer was too busy feeling up the guests. Dig on the glasses. Hotness.

RENAMITY photographer Joey Del Palazzo, and guest

[Jerkoff]

RENAMITY photographer Joey Del Palazzo, and guest
It's nice to see they hired a referee for the festivities.

[Stonzey]

It's nice to see they hired a referee for the festivities.

Maybe next year they'll make sure a police substation is next door, or just throw it at "The Linc", if he's still alive or even allowed to put anything together.

I wonder if any of the artwork has appeared on ebay yet.

[Shock]

Uh, I think the photographer was too busy feeling up the guests. Dig on the glasses. Hotness.

The only reason he's allowed to touch that girl is because he's harmless. Dude is queer as a three dollar bill.

[leavemealone]

I have three words for the owner of the restaurant... Breech of contract! Sue him for all he's got! Even better, sue him for all he doesn't !

All those frivolous lawsuits you have against people (not to mention the ones you threatened people with) are finally biting you in the ass, Antnee.

Karmas a bitch.

[Shock]

I have three words for the owner of the restaurant... Breech of contract! Sue him for all he's got! Even better, sue him for all he doesn't !

All those frivolous lawsuits you have against people (not to mention the ones you threatened people with) are finally biting you in the ass, Antnee.

Karmas a bitch.

I dunno. I don't think anybody wants to fuck with the Hammer.

[Tucker Max]

I dunno. I don't think anybody wants to fuck with the Hammer.

I am pretty sure The Hammer dropped Dimeo as a client. Someone sent me an article that The Hammer wrote about clients, and about how you have to drop certain clients who make ridiculous requests, even if they have money to pay.

[Brian O'Nolan]

All those frivolous lawsuits you have against people (not to mention the ones you threatened people with) are finally biting you in the ass, Antnee.


Seriously dude. This is awesome. I can only hope our old buddy Philalawyer gets in on some kind of class action suit.

[leavemealone]

updates of his PW lawsuit... the Hammer is no more...

http://fjdweb2.phila.gov/fjd/zk_fjd_public_qry_03.zp_dktrpt_frames?case_id=0502 03513

[Tonyo33]

Anybody get a hold of his Christmas cards this year?

Now there is some Photoshop fun waiting to happen..

I'm on his mailing list, and I didn't get one.

Cheap bastard.

Also, if anyone wants to ever go to one of his events, I have the pleasure of finding them out, so I will be more than happy to pass the information along.

[Tucker Max]

Seriously dude. This is awesome. I can only hope our old buddy Philalawyer gets in on some kind of class action suit.

I am pretty sure Philalawyer died in a car wreck.

[Sal Paradise]

I am pretty sure The Hammer dropped Dimeo as a client. Someone sent me an article that The Hammer wrote about clients, and about how you have to drop certain clients who make ridiculous requests, even if they have money to pay.

Dimeo's new attorney:
http://ppwlaw.com/jsp3018163.jsp

Love the pose with the glasses in hand.

[Shock]

This is his new lawyer: Matthew B. Weisberg.

[Saltlick]

I am pretty sure Philalawyer died in a car wreck.

Sure did.

"To all the people who enjoyed and responded to “Philalawyer”’s blog, we sincerely thank you. He was overjoyed to see how much people liked his writing. So much so, that he was considering leaving the legal profession and continuing this on a full-time basis. He had spoken with three publishing companies in early April, met with one and was considering a book deal.

I’m a civil litigation attorney out of Chicago that had gotten to know Philalawyer well through e-mail and occasionally on the phone.
Unfortunately, Lance is no longer with us. He was involved in a major collision with another car while driving home from work three weeks ago.

From what his wife had told me on the phone, he was spiraling down professionally and personally. He was drinking more and more after work and this is most likely what led to his unfortunate and much too early death."

[Sweet Marissa]

It's like a transgender convention! The last ten or so pages aren't as bad, because they're blurry.

I've seen guys do this before:
-Buy cheap camera.
-Pass self off as photographer.
-Tell girls how pretty they are and you'd love to give them a "private photo session".

[Shock]

Weisberg was a Kappa Sig at Penn State in 1997 and his Delta Tau Chi name was apparently "Gooch". This guy must still be hammered to rep ADIII.

[wallysparks]

Someone sent me an article that The Hammer wrote about clients, and about how you have to drop certain clients who make ridiculous requests, even if they have money to pay.
What We Never Learned in Law School (http://www.abanet.org/genpractice/magazine/octnov2005/neverlearnedinls.html)
I think this is what you are referring to.

[grumf]

Looks like the bouncer left his post a little too early;

Where are these fine cigars? (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/IMG_0071_001)

I wonder how much this guy payed for his escorts;

I still have 15 minutes left, right? (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/2_G_002)

[Beanie]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/ypball2005?page=2

Take a look at some of the other galleries. I'm pretty sure that ADIII takes a couple hours to pick out an expression that he wants to use for the whole night then somehow freezes his face like that for the evening. It doesn't fucking change at all.

There could be a picture of that douchebag passing a kidney stone and he'd have the same goofy spaced out look on his face in it I'm sure.

Exactly what range of acting can this guy think he's capable of when he can't even change his fucking expression throughout a night.

[lhprop1]

The party was organized by Renamity, the local PR company owned by Anthony DiMeo III, an heir to a South Jersey blueberry fortune. . .

I love how even the reporter rips on him for his future ascention to the blueberrry throne.

[Sweet Marissa]

How is he an actor with his eye fucked up like that? The roles for "ghoulish freak" are probably sparse at any given time.

[Bevo]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/ypball2005/12_G

Check out the description "DiMeo III presents RENAMITY guest with DiMeo Farms gift certificate"

That has to be the greatest prize EVER!

It would have been great to rip that up and throw it in his face, then walk away laughing.

[Hooligan]

How is he an actor with his eye fucked up like that? The roles for "ghoulish freak" are probably sparse at any given time.With the recent passing of Vincent Schiavelli, a spot has opened up. Except that Mr. Schiavelli could, you know, act.

[AnotherName]

Why doesn't he just give up and become a drunken trust fund brat. Babe Ruth may have struck out to hit all those homeruns, but so far all this guy has accomplished is a walk after the ball hit him in the eye.

[mrjake]

RENAMITY opera singler, Kimberly Henshaw, and model-host Krystal prepare for performance (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/ypball2005/51_G)Can someone please define "opera singler" for me?

Yup, Antnee is all about attention to detail.

[kilgore]

Is his head too small for his body, or is he just wearing his daddy's suit?

[leavemealone]

At least he uses his own photo this time on myspace.com (http://www.myspace.com/anthonydimeo)

[RFA]

Just horrible, horrible irony (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/ypball2005/16_G)

[laminatedgrandpa]

At least he uses his own photo this time on myspace.com (http://www.myspace.com/anthonydimeo)

Speaking of his Myspace, someone posting on his profile seems to have had the foresight to step around this disaster:
"Hey Anthony...I would love to go to your party but I have to work that night, and there's no way I'll have off, unfortunately. But thanks for the invite, keep me posted for future parties."

Anyway, once again for Googling purposes:
ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS. ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS. ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS. ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS. ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS. ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS. ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS. ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS. ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS. ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS. ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS.

[Sweet Marissa]

From his MySpace profile:

I would categorize myself as an intelligent, fun guy who doesn't take himself too seriously...

I'm sorry, but didn't he have his lawyer threaten legal action against Tucker (http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=2222) because he can't take a joke?

EDIT: Oh, God... under occupations he lists himself as a "publicist, stockbroker, SAG actor, and model". Okay, I can see him playing a drunk Jerry Seinfeld, but how is anyone going to be a model with their eye rolling around in their head like that?

[Sum_Blowk]

Speaking of him being an actor, I thought I recognised that mug.

[Jerkoff]

Wait a sec...he was on TLC's A Dating Story?! Someone needs to get a torrent up, and FAST!

http://myspace-642.vo.llnwd.net/00330/24/62/330412642_l.jpg
Me on TLC's "A Dating Story" w/ my date, Carolyn (shot on the farm)
Is it just me, or is Carolyn looking a little...mannish?

[leavemealone]

On his Events page...

OFFICIAL RENAMITY RESPONSE: New Years Eve 2005 at Le Jardin Restaurant and The Philadelphia Art Alliance : Renamity delivered. Le Jardin Restaurant did not. They totally dropped the ball… before midnight even arrived. We are sorry that we chose to do business with Le Jardin Restaurant, and it's owner Chef Athmane Kabir. http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005 (Philadelphia)


I think we're going to hear alot more about my favorite douchebag..
Seriously, selling twice as many tickets than the maximum business capacity - looks like an attempt in embezzlement to me!

[mrjake]

nyway, once again for Googling purposes:
ANTHONY DIMEO III. RENAMITY SUCKS.With truth being an absolute defense against liable, and the fact that his NYE party was such a widely publicized clusterfuck, he can no longer reasonably argue that "RENAMITY SUCKS" is a defamatory statement, can he?

[Traffic Goddess]

This is too fucking funny. I was watching this on TV and had no idea it was DIII's fuck up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I do know that PPD was not amused.

[mrjake]

OFFICIAL RENAMITY RESPONSE: New Years Eve 2005 at Le Jardin Restaurant and The Philadelphia Art Alliance : Renamity delivered. Le Jardin Restaurant did not. They totally dropped the ball… before midnight even arrived. We are sorry that we chose to do business with Le Jardin Restaurant, and it's owner Chef Athmane Kabir. http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005 (Philadelphia)It would be pleasingly ironic if Kabir sued him for defamation, now wouldn't it?

[RFA]

OFFICIAL RENAMITY RESPONSE: New Years Eve 2005 at Le Jardin Restaurant and The Philadelphia Art Alliance : Renamity delivered. Le Jardin Restaurant did not. They totally dropped the ball… before midnight even arrived. We are sorry that we chose to do business with Le Jardin Restaurant, and it's owner Chef Athmane Kabir. http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005 (Philadelphia)

This response seems lacking from such a PR extraordinare. At least in my opinion.

[Muney]

myspace.com (http://www.myspace.com/anthonydimeo)

Under his interests, did he honestly have to list every band, movie and other shit he’s done, seen, or thought about? The lists just keep on going. Some of his favorite bands include A*teens (they did a cover of ABBA's Dancing queen), George Michael, Fall out Boy, "Jigga" (not that there’s anything wrong with "Jigga" but Jay Z would have been more appropriate) Earth, Wind and Fire, Bjork... the list goes on

[Sweet Marissa]

His profile pic looks like he was hit in the face with a 2X4.

[Zambonian]

His profile pic looks like he was hit in the face with a 2X4.
"It doesn't hurt here, or here, so much. But riiight heeere."

[RFA]

His profile pic looks like he was hit in the face with a 2X4.

That's the problem with being an heir, so much pressure to "keep it in the family."

[HTSD]

RENAMITY opera singler, Kimberly Henshaw, and model-host Krystal prepare for performance

Krystal with a 'K', and she even looks like a stripper. Model-host my ass.

[IamRob]

Occupation: publicist, stockbroker, SAG actor, and model

When the fuck did he become a model?

And what the fuck does the photographer say to him to get him to make that face?

"OK Anthony, I have this...this...this brilliant idea. Hear me out now. I want you to make a face like you were getting fisted by an angry gorilla. Ok, now mold your face to what you think you would look like if a leper were about to take a shit in your mouth. WORK WITH ME. EXCELLENT!"

*click*

[mrjake]

Model-host my ass.The site does say "model-host," which would imply that s/he is really a man.

[cfs]

http://myspace-525.vo.llnwd.net/00329/52/51/329941525_m.jpg

Look! His hair matches the slope in his eyes! In fact, every feature on his face slopes up to his left.

[Sweet Marissa]

When the fuck did he become a model?

And what the fuck does the photographer say to him to get him to make that face?

"OK Anthony, I have this...this...this brilliant idea. Hear me out now. I want you to make a face like you were getting fisted by an angry gorilla. Ok, now mold your face to what you think you would look like if a leper were about to take a shit in your mouth. WORK WITH ME. EXCELLENT!"

*click*
It's Zoolander-ish, me thinks.

"The man only has one look for christsakes!"

[Zambonian]

It's Zoolander-ish, me thinks.

"The man only has one look for christsakes!"
"I call this one 'Blueberry Steel'."

[lhprop1]

When the fuck did he become a model?

It's a matter of nomenclature. It just matters which word you put in front of model. In his case, it's either "before" if you're referring to plastic surgery or "after" if you're referring to getting fisted by an angry gorilla, as you so eloquently put it.

[Toddus]

It's a matter of nomenclature. It just matters which word you put in front of model. In his case, it's either "before" if you're referring to plastic surgery or "after" if you're referring to getting fisted by an angry gorilla, as you so eloquently put it.

He just has a very loose definition of model. Having posed for a photo before is apparently the criteria.

On a side note I can not find a single acting credit for him. His name doesn't even register with a search of IMDB.

http://www.imdb.com/find?q=Anthony%20DiMeo%20III;s=all

[IamRob]

"I call this one 'Blueberry Steel'."

This had to be posted.

[Sweet Marissa]

http://myspace-525.vo.llnwd.net/00329/52/51/329941525_m.jpg

Look! His hair matches the slope in his eyes! In fact, every feature on his face slopes up to his left.
So it's not just that he has a lazy eye, it's the whole right side of his face?

[Doug-IVKS]

This had to be posted.

It's almost like he superimposes himself into every photo, and uses the same photo everytime.

...and here i was on the titanic.... and here i was on the moon....

[wallysparks]

On a side note I can not find a single acting credit for him. His name doesn't even register with a search of IMDB.

I didn't have any luck with "Anthony Dimeo III" or "Blueberry Heir", so I tried just "Anthony Dimeo" and came up with this (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227263/). I doubt it's him, but he does mention "Hack" on his website.

Edit: I just looked at his myspace page and noticed two things. First, why does he write "SAG actor" instead of just "actor"? I've never seen anyone do this before. Second, if he's really 5'10'', he must know some extremely tall women.

[Toddus]

I didn't have any luck with "Anthony Dimeo III" or "Blueberry Heir", so I tried just "Anthony Dimeo" and came up with this (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227263/). I doubt it's him, but he does mention "Hack" on his website.

Edit: I just looked at his myspace page and noticed two things. First, why does he write "SAG actor" instead of just "actor"? I've never seen anyone do this before. Second, if he's really 5'10'', he must know some really tall women.

I saw that; however it lists the job as property master so it was not an acting role.

SAG is the screen actors guild, I do not know much about acting but apparently if you aren't a member of SAG you are a nobody.

[Blowmeup]

Looks like ADIII is about to get a piece of 12 year old boob!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/TR00/DiMeoFarmsfamilymeeting.jpg

[IamRob]

SAG is the screen actors guild, I do not know much about acting but apparently if you aren't a member of SAG you are a nobody.

I wouldn't go that far. These (http://www.sag.org/sagWebApp/application;JSESSIONID_sagWebApp=D7KDNHnCVA730FfJc 9uyxwauylTvmnqgCLlDyF21SWDLm5Cg7nMf!-641191305!NONE?origin=hnav_bar.jsp&event=bea.portal.framework.internal.refresh&pageid=JoinSAG) are the requirements.

It's seriously not that hard. I can think of two girls I've dated who bragged about being a part of the SAG and they were genuinely awful at acting. Like thespian vomit.

[wallysparks]

SAG is the screen actors guild, I do not know much about acting but apparently if you aren't a member of SAG you are a nobody.
Yes, I know this. My point is he writes SAG actor, while most people would just write actor.

[ginnsu]

When I heard about this, I had a funny feeling whose party it was. I didn't research it though. This is hilarious. Not shocking in the least. I actually saw him on his way there on Saturday night, I grabbed my husband and started freaking out. All I could say was DOUCHE, LEFT. I was hyperventilating. He gave me a bitchy stare and he was wearing a tux with a vest that looked like a collaborative work between a 6 year old and Bobby Trendy.

EDIT: It appeared to be a multi-color striped vest. Not unlike a rainbow.

[Dark Helmet]

SAG is the screen actors guild, I do not know much about acting but apparently if you aren't a member of SAG you are a nobody.

The wife and I do acting as a hobby. Ten plus years of amatuer, until this year when she landed her first professional role in a musical. We had to learn about the SAG (recorded media) and Equity Union (live theater) on pretty short order.

A SAG card, while just as commonplace as this thread would imply, does indeed ascertain that he was paid for his time/voice/image at least once. It isn't that hard.

He is still a fag, though.

[the phish]

Amazing that the PR Powerhouse has had such a weak wristed response. No balls here to own up to responsibility. I'd be pissed if I were Le Jardin to be left holding the bag. A good lawyer should be able to follow the money (is there any?) of what and who really is behind the curtain at Renamity.

And what is this crap about refunds on a "case by case basis?" It appears that no one received what was advertised so what is to be discussed?

[Toddus]

The wife and I do acting as a hobby. Ten plus years of amatuer, until this year when she landed her first professional role in a musical. We had to learn about the SAG (recorded media) and Equity Union (live theater) on pretty short order.

A SAG card, while just as commonplace as this thread would imply, does indeed ascertain that he was paid for his time/voice/image at least once. It isn't that hard.

He is still a fag, though.

That was basically my point. Anyone can claim to be an actor; however a SAG card at least shows you have worked at some point.

[RobTheTank]

Fine cigars were offered (at coat check) compliments of BluntVille Cigars (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/IMG_0447)

Bluntville cigars...haha

[Dark Helmet]

Fine cigars were offered (at coat check) compliments of BluntVille Cigars (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/nye2005/IMG_0447)

Bluntville cigars...haha

Wrapped in foil, no less. Classy. I am really starting to not like this guy.

[Mary Tyler Whore]

The Renamity intern. I wonder what she'll write about that internship in order to get college credits.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=22096255

[Bbrendo]

What a fake hack he is. I've been browsing through some of his friends on myspace and I've discovered he left this same exact comment to at least 6 girls:
Gotta luv the snow, let it snow let it snow let it snow... so, who's keeping u warm tonight? lol
He can't even leave original, personalized comments to his own friends. What a joke.

Oh and if anybody hasn't read the "About Me" section, I suggest you do so, it is priceless.

[downwiththepants]

I'm beginning to think the face he makes in every photo is one of concentration.

His good eye sees the camera. He stares at it in shock for a second or two, until realizes that yes, that most definitely is the person he payed to photograph him.

Panic strikes. His lazy eye is firmly fixed upon the photographers shoe. His mind goes blank, his jaw goes slack. The only thing he can think of is getting not one, but both eyes, on the camera.

Then the flash goes, and he fails yet again.

[ginnsu]

The Renamity intern. I wonder what she'll write about that internship in order to get college credits.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=22096255
Is he seriously cmmunicating with his employees via myspace?

[McGonigle]

Is he seriously cmmunicating with his employees via myspace?

I saw that too. It wouldn't shock me if he made her up and posted all that shit himself.

[Traffic Goddess]

Maybe he'll hook up with the Japanese and market the "DIII Renamity Blueberry Face Mask"http://www.uniquedaily.com/pics/FMWJ.jpg

Just, please God...don't let him put it on. The idea of those fucked up eyes staring out will give me nightmares.

[wallysparks]

Is he seriously cmmunicating with his employees via myspace?
I think Dimeo just found the best business communication tool since the Blackberry. Just imagine it:
ur new blog rox. and I luv the new pix u put up lol. oh, and next friday... is hawaiian shirt day... so, u know, if u want to u can go ahead and wear a hawaiian shirt and jeans. rolf

[Donika]

A SAG card, while just as commonplace as this thread would imply, does indeed ascertain that he was paid for his time/voice/image at least once. It isn't that hard.

Yes, but is he a SAG actor? Does SAG make designations between the help and the talent? I honestly don't know.

That was basically my point. Anyone can claim to be an actor; however a SAG card at least shows you have worked at some point.

Has anyone seen his SAG card? As an actor? Because I haven't, but I have seen a consistent stream of delusion, false promises, and exaggeration from this guy.

DH, doesn't SAG induction as an actor involve a spoken line? He may very well have one (or two or ten), just curious about his real SAG status. Any way to verify? It wouldn't surprise me if by "SAG Actor" he meant "has met SAG Actors."

[Dark Helmet]

DH, doesn't SAG induction as an actor involve a spoken line? He may very well have one (or two or ten), just curious about his real SAG status. Any way to verify? It wouldn't surprise me if by "SAG Actor" he meant "has met SAG Actors."

Not sure, but I do not think it does. One of the guys that has played my wife's stage husband got a role in a Chevrolet commercial, and he had to join SAG for the role. His part was that of a family man doing a minivan commercial and he did not speak.

[Donika]

Not sure, but I do not think it does. One of the guys that has played my wife's stage husband got a role in a Chevrolet commercial, and he had to join SAG for the role. His part was that of a family man doing a minivan commercial and he did not speak.

Is there any way to check if he's a SAG member at all? I tried registering on SAG's site, but don't have the credentials to search members. I realize that joining is almost as commonplace as coordinating a NYE event in which there are no riots nor art theft... so you can see why I'm suspicious. I could be totally wrong, just wondering.

[Dark Helmet]

Is there any way to check if he's a SAG member at all?

I'll ask the missus when she gets back in town. She has to join "Equity" for the show she just got cast in (live musical), so she knows the ropes (I think) now.

[Scotto]

This is gold. I will never be able to eat another blueberry again without laughing my ass off.

Seeing as I have nothing to do at work today I read his MySpace profile a little closer - note how he covers both sides of everything he says? eg:

I enjoy the finer things in life but appreciate the simple things as well

Wonder if he has the balls to stand by something for once?

[DrunkenIndian]

At least we know DiMeo doesn't swallow...or the guy on his left wouldn't have shot a load on his own shirt.

[DrunkenIndian]

Also from the "Renamity" MySpace page...

I guess we know the value of that coveted internship...a future of lesbian pole dancing. Keep at it ladies. Shaking the magic 8-ball, is there a film career with LovelyBarbie in the future?

It is decidely so.

[Tim Capture]

You don't need to have a spoken line to become a SAG member. You can do it just by being an extra on movies/tv shows. You get a certain number of credits for each extra roll you get. Eventually, you earn enough to become a SAG member.

Update: I looked into it and it takes 3 rolls as an extra to get a SAG card. You have to make sure you get the vouches for it and it's a SAG production, but basically his roll on Hack and 2 other non speaking parts would get him into SAG.

[sk1917]

Last night on the news DiMeo made his first comments on the situation...He of course placed all of the blame on Le Jardin where the party was held and the owner of the resteraunt placed the blame with him. He looked like such a douchebag on the news. He's is going to get taken over the coals for this one and I can't wait to see his fall from grace. Fucking idiot.

[Tucker Max]

He's is going to get taken over the coals for this one and I can't wait to see his fall from grace. Fucking idiot.

He had grace?

[Saltlick]

This is the Reanmity official press release. What a douche.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: : To all of our valued Renamity following, specifically all of those who attended the New Year’s party at Le Jardin Restaurant and the Philadelphia Art Alliance this past Saturday evening. Obviously the party did not go as we had planned. We have done the public relations for countless other exclusive events, and NEVER has anything like this occurred. We sincerely apologize for all of the inconvenience caused by what happened. We are currently looking into what went wrong and how to avoid such a calamity in the future. However, and most importantly we want to assure all ticket holders that we will be refunding 100% of the ticket price on a case-by-case basis. Furthermore, in our efforts to turn this situation around, we will be announcing a party, free of charge, with one of the many premier venues that we have had very successful parties with. We at Renamity pride ourselves on our reputation and are prepared to do whatever it takes to preserve the reputation that we have worked so hard to achieve. (Philadelphia)

[Sweet Marissa]

... in our efforts to turn this situation around, we will be announcing a party, free of charge, with one of the many premier venues that we have had very successful parties with...
I'm not sure a belated New Years party has quite the same ring to it.

[Saltlick]

I'm not sure a belated New Years party has quite the same ring to it.

Well, when the party bussiness tanks, which should be soon, at least he has the whole wedding invitation and holiday greeting card market cornered.

From the Renamity website under What We Do:

It's that time of year again -- time to order custom holiday cards to send to your top clients! We only use the best holiday cards for our Renamity clients, and why should you be any different? Check out our official Renamity holiday card website and enjoy our special discounts.

[PowderJ]

However, and most importantly we want to assure all ticket holders that we will be refunding 100% of the ticket price on a case-by-case basis.
What a PR wizard. You threw an absolutely disastrous party on New Year's Eve precipitated by false advertising and possible fraud, and yet refunds are on a case-by-case basis.

I guess if you drank more than two wine spritzers you clearly got your money's worth and are not eligible for a refund.

[nerd]

He's is going to get taken over the coals for this one and I can't wait to see his fall from grace. Fucking idiot.He had grace?
It wasn't a fall from grace. If you watch the video, you'll see that he jumped for Joy. Joy Winchester straight-armed him while protecting her Appletini and her virtue, putting The Cyclops of Rittenhouse Square off balance. He then tripped over Grace Penobscott.

Falling over Grace is not as good a story as a fall from grace, but when you are AD3 you have to take what you can get.

[the phish]

What a fucking douche D3 is in his tv rebuttal last night. The contract clearly stated "325" as shot by the camera man. D3 sells over 700 tickets. Isn't this a fire code issue? Thank God the place did not burn but if it had, what would the lazy eyed bitch be spewing today? What a spineless weasel to blame the restaurant. Look in the mirror and try to remind yourself who hired the restaurant. Who made the wild ass claims. Who posted the photos with the only captions designed to save your sorry ass. And why is it that in every other event, your lazy eyed mug is plastered all over the website trying to grope the women and trannies, but at this event, you are never seen in the event photos? Hopefully, the refunds are made available to everyone who did not watch the "NYC ball drop" at your event and not to those poor suckers who watched you drop the ball. Reputations are hard to gain but easy to lose. I guess we will watch how a gutless wonder will point the finger at everyone else and not realize that he was ultimately responsible for a special evening that he promised and never delivered. I still believe that 700 x $100+ plus damages/inconvenience/hardship will still result in a significant legal battle for D3. Maybe a good lawyer will actually determine what type of money D3 has in his pocket. The overselling of the event should clearly demonstrate an intent to deceive the public and his contracted help. Was any charges ever filed by the police? Obviously, there are a lot of events in the city that night that were classy and successful, this was not one of them.

And finally, what about that tux? Could it be any cheaper?

[Jerkoff]

Last night on the news DiMeo made his first comments on the situation...He of course placed all of the blame on Le Jardin where the party was held and the owner of the resteraunt placed the blame with him. He looked like such a douchebag on the news. He's is going to get taken over the coals for this one and I can't wait to see his fall from grace. Fucking idiot.
What the fuck? An over-booked party is news in Philadelphia?

[IamRob]

What the fuck? An over-booked party is news in Philadelphia?

When a mutated donkey is throwing one, yes.

[Frisco Kid]

When a mutated donkey is throwing one, yes.
If Dimeo is a mutated animal, he is most certainly a chameleon. It's in the ability for one and only one facial expression of complete emptiness.
Also, only a chameleon could have such a myriad of costumes: Heir, actor, model, promoter, douchebag.
Plus, you know, the eye thing.
Total chameleon.

[cris8762]

I like how he left early as to avoid an ass-kicking by 700 angry sober people along with the Philly police for organizing such a debacle.

http://dimeodoesntchange.ytmnd.com/

*sorry for the shitty sound quality, i have no editing software of anykind. If someone has a better quality .wav file i'll replace it. Props to whoever made that gif*

[pilltaker]

This is the funniest shit I have read yet. His blueberry of a website mentions he worked in the Twin Towers for a while....when was this....could it be possible Al Queda planned to take down the strong hold he has on the blueberry market and received false information he would be in the Towers alone and did not intend to start a war with us?

[Tucker Max]

I like how he left early as to avoid an ass-kicking by 700 angry sober people along with the Philly police for organizing such a debacle.

http://dimeodoesntchange.ytmnd.com/

*sorry for the shitty sound quality, i have no editing software of anykind. If someone has a better quality .wav file i'll replace it. Props to whoever made that gif*

Did you do that site? It is fucking genius.

[spanky018]

Come on, guys! This guy doesn’t seem so bad. He… mmm, these blueberries are delicious. Any way, I’m sure he’s a great guy at heart. He probably just needs… damn, these blueberries are good! But, seriously, let’s not judge him without tasting his blueberries… I mean, getting to know him.

Have I fulfilled my deal with the devil yet? ‘Cause the blueberries aren’t cutting it. I want my gosh darn B-cup. Don’t you judge me!

[mrjake]

We are currently looking into what went wrong and how to avoid such a calamity in the future.I hear that International Coal Group is looking for a new PR firm. I think Renamity would be perfect, and West Virgina is so nice this time of the year...

[leavemealone]

A more recent article (http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/magazine/daily/13551539.htm) about his rebuttle.

[Tucker Max]

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ARTICLE!!! Holy shit, Dimeo is such a dipshit. This is unreal:

Inqlings | Real noisemaking begins after New Year's party fracas
By Michael Klein
Inquirer Columnist

Who's to blame for the New Year's Eve party thrown by the PR/promotions firm Renamity at the Art Alliance, which was shut down well before midnight amid cries that it was oversold and underboozed?

We'll let lawyers sort that out. Both Renamity's Anthony DiMeo III and the Art Alliance's restaurant operator, Athmane Kabir, say they're mulling legal options.

The staid, sprawling landmark on Rittenhouse Square never saw such a ruckus. Patrons seeking food burst through doors leading into a dining room of Kabir's Le Jardin restaurant. Two mixed-media works on loan by Antonio Puri were stolen from museum walls. Sconces were torn. Someone tried to haul off the donations box. Kabir, fearing injuries, called police about 10:30 p.m.

If there's a plus side, 402 patrons who paid $98 plus handling for a ticket will get automatic refunds if they booked through the online registration service Acteva (www.acteva. com, 1-877-855-8646). Acteva's Ed Lemire said the company e-mailed letters to customers Tuesday night.

Those who bought tickets elsewhere may be out of luck. DiMeo said that he would issue refunds on a "case by case basis" through his Web site, www.renamity.com.

Now for finger-pointing.

Kabir, an Art Alliance tenant, showed me a contract calling for 325 guests for a four-hour party with food and open bar. Kabir and DiMeo were to split the door - about $15,000 each, according to the contract.

DiMeo paid the Art Alliance $3,500 to rent the building, according to a separate deal.

But here's where it gets hinky: DiMeo says he and Kabir did an oral contract to accommodate upward of 600 people - under the noses of the Art Alliance.

Kabir denies any side deals and says he complained when the count exceeded 325. (Remember, Acteva alone says it sold 402 tickets.) In a statement, Kabir said DiMeo "took it upon himself to oversell tickets to his event." Kabir did not sell tickets through the restaurant.

Based on interviews with several partygoers, the promised blast was a bust from the start.

By 9:30, "people started coming out, 'where's the food?' " DiMeo says. "They didn't run out of food. They never put out one morsel of food from the time the first person crossed the threshold."

A Kabir rep says the crowd filled the lobby before the starting time and his servers could not wade through the crush. The booze was cut off when the crowd got unruly, the rep says.

Erik Berger, 24, who works for a Center City ad agency, arrived with 17 friends at 9 p.m. He says he was amazed by the lack of security. "Anybody could just walk in." Only two bartenders staffed two bars, "and they were not able to keep up with the demand." By 9:20, when he sought a second drink, "it took quite a while to get waited on. I could see the supply of liquor was greatly reduced. I said, 'OK. They're going to bring in more supply.' " That didn't happen.

After 10 p.m., he said, "people went looking for Mr. DiMeo and he was nowhere to be found."

Kabir said he was left with one security guard. Berger and his friends went home after police arrived.

DiMeo hired a cleaning crew on New Year's Day. Art Alliance president Carole Shanis said, "I don't want to get into a war with [DiMeo] or anybody at this point."

One other unsettled issue: Like many promoters, DiMeo identified the party as a benefit; he advertised a tie to Temple University's Sbarro Health Research Organization (SHRO).

SHRO attorney Dirk M. Simpson said Tuesday that when the organization learned of the party in early December, "we requested in writing that they remove our name" from ads.

DiMeo replied that Antonio Giordano, who heads SHRO, "gave me the green light to go ahead and it was as simple as that." Either way, DiMeo says he's out a lot of money.

And to think, some people chose to celebrate at home.

[Tucker Max]

Some people need to go to www.renamity.com and ask for refunds. See what happens.

[MXYZPTLK]

SHRO attorney Dirk M. Simpson said Tuesday that when the organization learned of the party in early December, "we requested in writing that they remove our name" from ads.


How can this guy sleep at night knowing he can't even throw a benefit?

[Jesu Maria]

Quote from the article:
One other unsettled issue: Like many promoters, DiMeo identified the party as a benefit; he advertised a tie to Temple University's Sbarro Health Research Organization (SHRO).
SHRO attorney Dirk M. Simpson said Tuesday that when the organization learned of the party in early December, "we requested in writing that they remove our name" from ads.
DiMeo replied that Antonio Giordano, who heads SHRO, "gave me the green light to go ahead and it was as simple as that." Either way, DiMeo says he's out a lot of money.


....So, this guy is such a KNOWN fuck up that a CHARITY doesn't want his help?? How fucking pathetic do you have to be in order to get professional beggars to turn down an offer of assistance?

[rocketfingers]

Hahaha... wow... even his website cracks me up:

As a student at the University of Delaware, DiMeo III was invited to join the national leadership honor society, Omicron Delta Kappa; a widely renowned society that recognizes superior scholarship, leadership, and exemplary character.

What a douche-bag! This guy sounds like the type of pompous, pretentious jackass that I take great pleasure in giving reality checks to... but often can't locate, do to their having secured a seat of power in the ol' boys networks. Fucking frats. Well, that's not fair. They are good for something: getting me drunk.

[MXYZPTLK]

Hahaha... wow... even his website cracks me up:



What a douche-bag! This guy sounds like the type of pompous, pretentious jackass that I take great pleasure in giving reality checks to... but often can't locate, do to their having secured a seat of power in the ol' boys networks. Fucking frats. Well, that's not fair. They are good for something: getting me drunk.

As much as it's not really in my character to serve people tall glasses of shut-the-hell-up-you-don't-know-what-you're-talking-about, this situation certainly warrants it. There is an fundamental difference between social and academic greek organizations. If you knew that, then you'd know that this national leadership honor society that you speak of hosts some of the wildest box socials and rootin'est tootin'est shindigs you'd ever lay your virgin eyes upon.

[IamRob]

Here are the videos regarding him, I apologize if they have already been posted:
source (http://feeds.philadelphianews.net/?rid=0a2cec7ee2ecdd5a&cat=ace588cfe31e6c8d&f=1)
Video 1 talking about it (http://nbc10.feedroom.com/?fr_story=4841daa4f78c333d1e38bfeb8cf484caf1158603 )
Another video (http://nbc10.feedroom.com/index.jsp?fr_story=420c08c6e6629ab6661d082cfb14863 93fc1677d) --This one has an interview with DiMeo.

He is such a douche. His face looks like it's collapsing into itself...like a neuron star or something. What a dork.

"I put them cceeeenterstage you guysssss.. And they failed!!! My ovaries hurt!"

This is the only time Im going to be on a French guy's side.

[zevon]

Anyone interested in showing some nip in exchange for "honor" of being a Blueberry Man model? We definitely need a few of the girls from here to send some audition photos in. Courtesy of fattiesgalore.com of course.

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/models/Renamity369

[Jesu Maria]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/models/Renamity061

Wha?

Why? Why the boots...on the hands...on the hips....I'm so...confused.


I have been advised that this is possibly fetishism at its finest. Duly noted, no judgements here, carry on all.

[PowderJ]

Yet another pic from Joey Del Palazzo's renowned Boots on Hands (http://www.renamity.com/gallery/models/Renamity002 ) series. Good find Jesu!

[PhillySean]

I have a few covert insiders in the debacle known as Renamity very juicy info to come! But for starters he accused a friend of mine for being "A large factor" in the reason the party was not a success. Now with her title a former renamity "Model Hostess", I did not know it was possible to be such a big part of the party by not showing up and instead coming to our party down the block, which did have alcohol and what not. Unless she was charged with providing all of the missing alcohol and butlered nonsense, I can only come to the conclusion that yes D3 is the largest douche in Philadelphia!

[Tucker Max]

Dude you totally have to flesh this out more. We already know AD3 is a douche.

Can you expand on this? Please.

Rob, give this dude some time, he has been emailing me...and for now, let's just say that he's legit, and leave it at that.

Like Drudge says:

Developing...

[rocketfingers]

There is an fundamental difference between social and academic greek organizations. If you knew that, then you'd know that this national leadership honor society that you speak of hosts some of the wildest box socials and rootin'est tootin'est shindigs you'd ever lay your virgin eyes upon.

Yeah, you're right. I thought it was something it's not. So, I retract my original comment, but I think my point still stands despite this difference. This "national leadership honor society," as it's so eloquently referred to, still sounds like the type of old-boys-network bullshit that I've come to associate with all things which are pretentious enough to insist on the description “national leadership honor society”.

I picture a bunch of guys sitting around giving academic fellatio to each other (metaphorically or not, you decide), congratulating each other on this or that paper, and thinking how cushy a job being a US senator is going to be once their daddies hook them up with it.

But, I've been wrong before...

[PhillySean]

So I was talking to my friend that AD3 accused of "being a large part of ruining his party", and she tells me another ridiculous thing he threatened her with. Now keep in mind AD3 is bent out of shape originally because she laughed at him for his advances, so he already had a stick in his ass. Now, there is this bar in Philly called the Continental Mid Town and they have these oddly shaped stuffed chairs. Now before Dimeo told her "I would much rather have you as my girlfriend then working for me", he was at her apartment before one of his cheesy events. He noticed the stuffed object and snaps a picture of it with his snazzy treo 650(as you will come to realize for blackmail material). Now here is a portion of the conversation she had with D3:
Girl: "It was his fucking fault he sold double the tickets and that hes a fucking idiot and that i don't work for free"
D3: "I have interns lined up that would work for free for me, I have the most successful PR firm in the city!"
Girl: "Well call them because I'm fucking done with your cheap bullshit and i'm tired of working for a loser"
Girl:"And just for the record...EVERYONE IN PHILADELPHIA THINKS YOUR A FUCKING LOSER"
At this point D3 is very angry, eye vigourously twitching, and said:
he has a picture of our bean chair from the Continental on his camera Phone and hes going to have us arrested.
At this point I start laughing my ass off due to the fact that such a powerful and successful entrapaneur that Dimeo thinks he is, would believe that the Philadelphia police are bored enough to harass girls over a random picture of a beanbag chair on some douche bags cell phone....

More to come.

[JD Booty]

Is there anything this guy thinks he can't do? From the Renamity link below --

Do YOU think you have what it takes to become a RENAMITY model? Well, we are currently looking for new models and fresh faces! Candidates should be fun, energetic, attractive and interested in hosting some of the most exclusive invitation only VIP events. RENAMITY models have the option to be featured on our private VIP invitations and receive massive world-wide publicity online and on almost all our printed media. Just write: info@renamity.com, for more details.

Is it me, or does this sound like little Antnee picked up this scam in a cheesy '70's "How To Pick Up Chicks" paperback?

Here's the link --

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/models (Antnee's Modelling Ageny)

This whole Douchebag III fiasco is like watching a trainwreck -- I want to stop reading it, but it's too fucking funny!

[FLYBOY215]

So I'm out with Phillysean one night down in the Rittenhouse section of Philadelphia. What makes this night different from any other was the highly anticipated rendezvous with the infamous douche bag. At the time, all I knew is that we might've been able to collaborate on a project we had similar interests in. What I didn't know, is how much of a tool this guy really was. At first glance you think your eyes are deceiving you. A 5 foot 1 inch man walks in to the bar stone faced and just wreaking of cheap cologne. Medusa must have proud when she stoned this one. After we make contact and sit down to discuss a plan for our event, Phillysean and I start wondering when this little man is going to bring something to the table. NOTHING!!! What he did bring was tacky business cards with his distorted cemented face on the front, and an offering of cheap help from young girls who Phillysean and I already have in our back pockets. Besides the stench of his offensive cologne, and ridiculous conversation, it actually wasn't a complete waste of time. If any of you reading this are anything like us, you can always stir up a good laugh out of pretty much anything.....especially when the target is someone who is known as "the douche bag." Now after everything is said and done, Tony Tough Nuts decides to flex his AD3 muscles and order us a round of drinks. "Sure, why not." Phillysean orders first. "Dirty Martini....extra dirty." I order a Vox on the rocks. Would you believe this smacked ass follows up and says to the cocktail waitress, "I'd like a GRASSHOPPER please." Are you kidding me? WHAT THE HELL IS A GRASSHOPPER? As you can imagine, we were instantly in tears and have never recovered since. More to come. I actually went to high school with this guy and am trying to get old pictures and what not.

[IamRob]

I actually went to high school with this guy and am trying to get old pictures and what not.

2006 IS GOING TO BE THE BEST YEAR EVER!

I can't believe he put his face on his business cards. I don't think I've ever seen that before.

[PhillySean]

Now after everything is said and done, Tony Tough Nuts decides to flex his AD3 muscles and order us a round of drinks. "Sure, why not." Phillysean orders first. "Dirty Martini....extra dirty." I order a Vox on the rocks. Would you believe this smacked ass follows up and says to the cocktail waitress, "I'd like a GRASSHOPPER please." Are you kidding me? WHAT THE HELL IS A GRASSHOPPER? As you can imagine, we were instantly in tears and have never recovered since. More to come. I actually went to high school with this guy and am trying to get old pictures and what not.

My god dude I was so piss drunk that night, I do remember him wearing something reminiscent of an English Fox Hunting coat with enlarged lapels. I have a pic of the card because its coming out black with my scanner but here is the link:D3 business card (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/jahlive610/DSC01149.jpg)

[ginnsu]

My god dude I was so piss drunk that night, I do remember him wearing something reminiscent of an English Fox Hunting coat with enlarged lapels. I have a pic of the card because its coming out black with my scanner but here is the link:D3 business card (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/jahlive610/DSC01149.jpg)
Like i said (and rob will bitch at me for posting drunk, but whagtever, I have been drunk forawhile) He was wearing a rainbow striped blouse/vest.FAG FAG

Isaw him and almost pissed myself

[Tucker Max]

Would you believe this smacked ass follows up and says to the cocktail waitress, "I'd like a GRASSHOPPER please." Are you kidding me? WHAT THE HELL IS A GRASSHOPPER? As you can imagine, we were instantly in tears and have never recovered since. More to come. I actually went to high school with this guy and am trying to get old pictures and what not.

I would have paid $500 to be there for that. Oh Christ.

[JWags]

This guy is such a royal douche. He was at the "prestigious" University of Delaware for 5 years only getting 1 degree?!?! Quite the brilliant scholar and heir.

Also, judging by his quotes espicially "Not a single morsel of food was placed out since guests crossed the threshold." What a assclown. He talks like he is in fucking Oliver Twist or some other Dickens book. His speech reminds me of the Indian guy that was on here awhile back that badly wanted to be British. The one who spoke of engaging in "fisticuffs" with classmates over his great country when he was in grade school. Wasn't that guy from Philly too?

[Ribalding]

Grasshoppper Recipe....I shit you not.

25 ml BOLS - Peppermint (Creme de Menthe)
25 ml BOLS - Creme de Cacao (Clear)
35 ml Double Cream


Anybody care to speculate as to the origins of the cream?

I didn't know you could mix the 3 biggest queen liquers into one cocktail. Guys, did it come with a little umbrella? Seriously. Amazing.

[IamRob]

Like i said (and rob will bitch at me for posting drunk, but whagtever, I have been drunk forawhile) He was wearing a rainbow striped blouse/vest.FAG FAG

It’s obvious you don’t care what I think because if you did, you would’ve taken a pic of his rainbow vest/ fag suit on your cell phone camera so I could have a new background for my computer.
That’s ok though, I HAVE HUNDREDS of people who are willing to work for me FOR FREE. I AM THE BIGGEST SUCCESS IN NJ!! I WAS ON TELEVISION AND HAD A $10,000 FIREWORK DISPLAY FOR MY DATE ON BLIND DATE!
Now I’m going to find a way to get you arrested for sitting on a chair that belongs to a restaurant. You are going down in flames, Ginnsu. You have no idea what you’re up against! You won’t mock me!! IT'S TIME TO THROW DOWN!


...right after I finish my Grasshopper.

Now for anyone who wants me to schedule a party for them…
Here’s my card:

[Shock]

Grasshoppper Recipe....I shit you not.

25 ml BOLS - Peppermint (Creme de Menthe)
25 ml BOLS - Creme de Cacao (Clear)
35 ml Double Cream


Anybody care to speculate as to the origins of the cream?

I didn't know you could mix the 3 biggest queen liquers into one cocktail. Guys, did it come with a little umbrella? Seriously. Amazing.

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be blended, too. It's basically a slushy. Only green and for douche bags. I've never been asked to to make it once, but I seem to recall being showed how.

[PhillySean]

I just noticed,(by some act of god) that D3 Still has me on his friends list on myspace! What are the chances I could get away with posting the moving pic with the same facial expression!!

[IamRob]

I just noticed,(by some act of god) that D3 Still has me on his friends list on myspace! What are the chances I could get away with posting the moving pic with the same facial expression!!

Do it and link to this thread. My only real purpose here is to get him to revisit this board since I wasn't here for his first visit.

EDIT: Creepy, right? It's like looking into the future.

[Jesu Maria]

I just noticed,(by some act of god) that D3 Still has me on his friends list on myspace! What are the chances I could get away with posting the moving pic with the same facial expression!!


I don't mean to be stupid, but I don't have a MySpace account. Isn't PhillySean trying to keep his/her identity quiet in order to provide more info, won't posting that give it up?

[Shock]

I don't mean to be stupid, but I don't have a MySpace account. Isn't PhillySean trying to keep his/her identity quiet in order to provide more info, won't posting that give it up?

Are you sure you don't mean to be stupid? It's little late for subterfuge. How many people named Sean hang out with DiMeo in the first place, let alone meet him for drinks to discuss some kind of promotion in a specific part of town, were with a guy he went to high school with and saw him order a girly frozen drink? Yeah, mum's the word on this one.

[PhillySean]

I don't mean to be stupid, but I don't have a MySpace account. Isn't PhillySean trying to keep his/her identity quiet in order to provide more info, won't posting that give it up?

Good point, but regardless if he knows its me, the fun will still come. I am in Rittenhouse and so is he and we know allot of the same people so the info will flow. And I am in no way worried about the Hammer coming after me! Shit!! He has the approve comment thing in place! But at least now he may come and argue which will be fun!

[cdsnutz]

You should have about a hundred or so "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell...Or At Least Past 10 On New Year's" t shirts on hand for your Philly book signings.

[Jay Vee]

Here's a follow-up report, for those of us wildly entertained by the exploits of the Blueberry Prince.

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/entertainment/columnists/michael_klein/13551539.htm?source=rss&channel=philly_michael_klein

My favorite part:

One other unsettled issue: Like many promoters, DiMeo identified the party as a benefit; he advertised a tie to Temple University's Sbarro Health Research Organization (SHRO).

SHRO attorney Dirk M. Simpson said Tuesday that when the organization learned of the party in early December, "we requested in writing that they remove our name" from ads.

DiMeo replied that Antonio Giordano, who heads SHRO, "gave me the green light to go ahead and it was as simple as that." Either way, DiMeo says he's out a lot of money.

I wonder what ADIII is going to do for extra cash? I suggest he get himself as much extra work on "CSI: New York" as possible: I hear they always need people to play the background corpses in the morgue. (And knowing him, he'll probably add that to his SAG resume as "feature work on a highly acclaimed and prestigious CBS network television show".)

[Tucker Max]

UPDATE:


http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/13657710.htm

[DannyMac]

UPDATE:


http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/13657710.htm

I don't think the phrase "South Jersey blueberry heir" will ever get old to me.

[Tucker Max]

I don't think the phrase "South Jersey blueberry heir" will ever get old to me.

You know they HAVE to use that on purpose to subtlely make fun of him.

[ginnsu]

There is also this PW gem (http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/view.php?id=11350) from last week. I guess they wouldn't let Jessica Pressler write that article.

[Tucker Max]

http://philly.metro.us/metro/local/article/New_Years_party_foul/527.html

http://philly.metro.us/metro/local/article/Artist_pays_price_for_party/538.html

http://philly.metro.us/metro/local/article/Finger_pointing_follows_New_Years_mess/539.html

http://philly.metro.us/metro/local/article/Art_Alliance_aiming_to_restore_image/591.html

http://philly.metro.us/metro/local/article/Party_heads_to_court/765.html

[Frisco Kid]

http://philly.metro.us/metro/local/article/Party_heads_to_court/765.html

DiMeo no stranger to public lawsuits

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

That's like saying Michael Jackson is no stranger to Osh Kosh Bigosh.

I can't wait to see how this ends.

[PhillySean]

http://philly.metro.us/metro/local/article/Party_heads_to_court/765.html[/url]

"They said that they were scared of possible lawsuits from the man."


This is completely insane, so pathetic to be known as the blueberry heir that sues.
There was a Dimeo sighting, I spotted him on 76, bluetooth earpiece and all. I thought he spotted me but that could have just been the lazy eye. I'm surprised that the DMV passed him with his bizarre eye affliction.

[Special K]

ADIII's myspace (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=33591199)

ADIII's Reanimity Intern (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=22096255)

[later814]

I live in Philly in Rittenhouse and I routinely see this dude at the Irish Pub on 20th and Walnut. He is always way over-dressed, generally comes in alone and always acts like a fool. I know a bunch of the bartenders and I date a girl who used to wait tables there and they all said he would come in, try to flaunt his money, hit on girls and generally just act like an asshole.

Plus... Pressler's column in PW casued so much controversy that she was picked up to write a column for Philadelphia Magazine.

This guy is such a tool... I am amazed he has not been beaten in the street.

[PhillySean]

He's back. In Hiding since the New Year's Eve debacle 2006, D3 is back! From Blueberries to Beauty pageants he does it all and takes no prisoners.

[PhillySean]

So as I was sitting at work today I thought I might check on good old Anthony Dimeo. To my surprise His Company's Website (http://www.renamity.com) gave me the following message: "Please contact the billing/support department as soon as possible".

My response to this was of course, uncontrollable laughter. Sorry Anthony looks like the Blueberry Biz is down this month!

[Jay Vee]

So as I was sitting at work today I thought I might check on good old Anthony Dimeo. To my surprise His Company's Website (http://www.renamity.com) gave me the following message: "Please contact the billing/support department as soon as possible".

My response to this was of course, uncontrollable laughter. Sorry Anthony looks like the Blueberry Biz is down this month!

Maybe you just have to be on Renamity's "exclusive, invite only" list to see the page. That's how all the other "highly respected" public relations and special event firms do it.

[Signatory]

Maybe you just have to be on Renamity's "exclusive, invite only" list to see the page. That's how all the other "highly respected" public relations and special event firms do it.
...cause the best public relations philosophy is lock the public out. Worked for Stalin.

[Robjuh]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/

"On Saturday, December 31, 2005 RENAMITY welcomed over 600 special guests to Le Jardin Restaurant and The Philadelphia Art Alliance on Rittenhouse Square, for an unforgettable "and often talked about" New Year's Eve Bash. The event was solely catered and serviced by Le Jardin Restaurant, the exclusive restaurant at The Philadelphia Art Alliance. Photos by our preferred high-fashion and commercial photographer, Joey Del Palazzo"

[naic]

http://www.renamity.com/gallery/

"On Saturday, December 31, 2005 RENAMITY welcomed over 600 special guests to Le Jardin Restaurant and The Philadelphia Art Alliance on Rittenhouse Square, for an unforgettable "and often talked about" New Year's Eve Bash. The event was solely catered and serviced by Le Jardin Restaurant, the exclusive restaurant at The Philadelphia Art Alliance. Photos by our preferred high-fashion and commercial photographer, Joey Del Palazzo"

Thanks for posting a link we've already seen in this thread.

[OC&Stiggs]

I hear he's busy now.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e74/OCandStiggs/douchebag.jpg

[tk27]

The ADIII Dignity Protection Act of 2006 (http://www.njleg.state.nj.us/2006/Bills/A1500/1327_I1.HTM)

Why do I get the feeling New Jersey's Blueberry Growers Lobby bankrolled this guys last campaign?

[mooshspe]

Please tell me this is a joke.

[Artie-Lange]

http://philly.metro.us/metro/local/article/DiMeo_sues_Web_site_owner/1484.html


This guy wants to sue Tucker for a million bucks.

[Tucker Max]

I know that Dimeo sued me, but everyone hold off on this. Info coming Monday.

Trust me, TRUST ME--this is going to be awesome.